Thanks for joinging us tonight folks. I am live reporting from...the Lloyd apartment. This morning at aproximately 10:04am one of the residents of this home was injured. As you can see an official is still here cleaning up the crime seen...
It was a normal morning for this couple. Donny had woken up and headed off to work by 6:30 while his sleepy wife got the morning started. After doing some studying for the test Mrs. Lloyd had, she decided to clean up the house and do the dishes that were left over from last night. She got through the first sink load and was about to dry them off when she noticed a sharp (yet beautiful) red kitchen aid knife that needed to be washed. She set it in the sink to let is soak, reached in and grabbed it and started to scrub. Mindlessly...her hand slip right across the blade. It immediately began to bleed and started to contaiminate all of the clean dishes, much to her annoyance! We have collected a few pictures at this time but the victim asked that no pictures be taken of her...because of her injury she was unable to do her hair to her satisfaction today.
Here is the weapon:
Here is the victim's finger:
I think that it is safe to say that Mrs. Lloyd is off the hook from doing dishes for a couple of days while giving her wound time to heal. Good night.




5 comments:
Ewww... some people will do anything to get out of doing dishes. Looks like that Mrs. Llyd is no exception! So sorry to hear of her injury and our best wishes go out to her and her family!! ;P
You poor little thing! Naughty Kitchen Aid knife! You better send that knife to me...I'll punish it! I'll use it until it goes dull....let me know if you need my services. I'll be there for you. Kiss it for me. Love you!
Sick finger-can't wait to see it in person in a few short hours.
This is why we should stay out of the kitchen!! ;) (I wish!) Hope it's feeling better now that it's been a few days. The picture still makes me sick and feel bad for you!
Have fun with your sister. Wish I was there with you guys!
Hey Ashley (and Donny of course!!) Thanks for adding us! I am still trying to figure out how to use this whole blog thing-it is kinda confusing in the beginning! Wedding plans are coming along great--it has been so much fun : ). How are you and Donny? Where are you guys living?
P.S. Sorry about your finger! Make Donny kiss it better ;-).
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